Every Italian driver believes they are a F-1 capable driver. Even the most kind grandmother who will kiss you on the cheek and make you pasta becomes Lucifer when given a set of car keys. She’ll tailgate you even though there are two lanes and then dive in front of your car when passing. The episode today was at a toll booth. I approached the wrong lane and needed the credit card lane for payment. I put the turn signal on and tried to ease into the adjacent lane. Being in the wrong lane causes a huge back up and all sorts of Italian curse words. I was easing in to the appropriate lane when grandma/lucifer was having nothing of it and forced me and the line behind me to wait so she could save 15 seconds. I usually don’t flip off elderly women but this might have been an exception.
I’m googling Italian curse words ….
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